Friday, October 23, 2009

A walk around Greenwich Village

More inspirations from my walk around the Village with a (mostly) Parisian themeMarc Jacob's Parisian Catacombs inspired storefront for Halloween
This cute door on Hudson reminds me of Paris! and I love that the address is 615 1/2
I'm not a fan of neither Mr. Brainwash nor the splasher, but I think the splasher actually helped make this street piece successful with the pink streaks. Off with her head!
I love this old sign! Too bad it is now an abandoned cell phone store...

Thursday, October 22, 2009

He WAS the Father

The perfectly placed tissue box

My second show as my new career as a professional audience member...Today Lydia and I went to the well-oiled machine known as the Maury Povich Show. I was so afraid I wouldn't wake up in time that instead I just didn't sleep...and crawled to 33rd Street to get the free Maury bus to Stamford, CT. Morning commuters are so rude! And pushy. And cut in line!
Anyway an hour and a half later, we arrived and were herded into the Greek Revival studio. 2 hours, 20 free pizzas and watching the woman next to me clip her man's nails, it was time to enter the studio.
First of all, they moved people from the center of the center row to place Lydia and I there...because the row was "too black"...their words not mine!
Maury Povich is an incredible professional. He filmed two shows- four segments- without even one single mistake or retake. "Paranormal Trick or Treat", followed by two lie detector cheaters and one paternity test. The audience is prompted to be "expressive" as are the "guests" (which actually seemed real) I spent a lot of time screaming "NAWWW GIRL!!!!"
The audience was surprisingly tame, even though I expected them to be ghetto. I don't think I'd ever go again but it was a cool experience.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Casser-assholes

Last night I went to a casserole-making contest with my chef-friend Midge Pingleton.
Talk about a bunch of assholes. Foodies are so snobby! And Fat. And I like everybody.
It was a private event, so she pretended I was her teammate. I was appreciative of free carby food, but man, I don't need to be around those people ever again. And her amazing casserole didn't even win!

Monday, October 19, 2009

My New career as a professional audience member


Today I went to my 2nd taping of the new Bravo Art Show- essentially a Project Runway for artists. No celebs this time (last time Kira Sedgwick, Samantha mathis, and some other weird ones), but I DID have a full on conversation with art critic/judge Jerry Saltz. I love everything this man writes, even when I disagree with him- he is awesome.

I was honored that he asked for our opinions on much of the work. Lydia and I also may have some face time, talking with an artist about his piece.

My new career is booming.

Read some of Saltz's work! http://nymag.com/nymag/jerry-saltz/

Day of Inspiration- The Met


I'm lucky enough to have a membership to the
American Association of Museums- which means myself and a guest get in free to every museum in America for a year- for a $35 fee.
I decided to look at the things I usually don't-usually I stick to the big shows or the paintings.

I love crystal decanters, especially old timey religious ones
i have a crush on Napoleon!
I want to make Victorian profile pins and pendants
I like Perseus' butt
I like to wait until everyone leaves the period rooms and just kind of stare for awhile.
reminds me of Gaudi's street lamps
starbucks???
the wood of this room!!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

you are NOT the father

Maury Povich Pictures, Images and Photos
So since I have all this time on my hands, I've decided to apply to get tickets to the taping of every show ever. And I got one already! to Maury Povich! ha
So October 22nd, I take the free bus to Stamford Connecticut to watch the magic happen.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Soup and Ebay

Last night I stayed up until 3 am making kale and potato soup. I mean, why not? This morning I realized it became stew, so I threwLink it in the food processor and made a sort of vichysoisse type thing. I'm foraging and freezing in anticipation for the dark days to come.
I've been all work- computer mode today. First, I've been asked to curate a show back in my old hometown of Buffalo at the Carnegie Art Center which will open in February of 2010. I've already decided to do a mostly photography exhibition and feature works by my friend and former Buffalo Alum Jonathan Grassi.
I'm also curating my friend's office...meeting for that tomorrow.
I've started going through things to sell and have listed two Shepard Fairey goodie bags on Ebay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180416621288&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180416623720&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling
I'm not sure if I will leave my house today...I'm not even motivated to do yoga or the laundry I need to do. But this chair is hurting my butt...agh

Monday, October 5, 2009

wburg to midtown


Luckily for me, my friend moved to a farm. Not lucky because I miss her, but good because she brought me a giant box of farm fresh goodies the same day my unemployment benefits were denied. 1 eggplant, 6 eggs, 2 bunches of kale, a bunch of potatoes, 2 ears of corn, 2 butternut and one acorn suash (my keyboard won't type that letter that comes after "p" how fun.) This morning I made a kale, eggplant and cheese uiche (good lord I never thought I'd need that letter this many times in one paragraph) then walked from
Williamsburg over the bridge up to 53rd and 5th to the Museum of Modern Art to catch the last day of "In & Out Amsterdam: Travels in Conceptual Art", but more impressively "Looking at Music, Side 2." I'm lucky to have a membership to the American Association of Museums- for $35 a year (I chalked my student ID) myself and a guest get into every museum in America for free! After that I walked to Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on 8th and 28th to see my friend Michael Hartney's amazing sketch comedy. My legs are tired. I plan on using my AAM card and going to EVERY museum out there. I don't know if my shoes will withstand the walks though. If you knew me, you'd know that sneakers are not a part of my wardrobe. Hell, pants are barely a part of it.


So yea, I'm the girl in dresses, tights and boots walking the miles from Williamsburg to Midtown.

Idiot.
Blek le Rat or an imposter?
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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Pajamas


Aside from a severe new drinking habit, I've also somehow decided that it is ok for me to wear my pajamas out. Not just when intoxicated and posing infront of a dumb mural where I drunkenly mistook one character's leg for another's bent hand at 5am, but also when my friend took me to dinner at Roberta's in Bushwick. And I will probably wear it again. I'm wearing it now in my bed too.

Pickles, Waffles and Dirt

Today my friend and I walked over the Williamsburg Bridge to the annual Pickle Fest on Essex and Broome. I really didn't expect there to be the huge huge lines to get teeny tiny pickle samples...but there were. And we waited. and bought pickled cucumbers, beets, beans, and ingested enough sodium to make my fingers swell. I realized by 5pm that all I had in my stomach was coffee and pickles, so off to Chinatown next for a $1 green tea waffle from Paris Sandwich on Mott above Canal Street. They also have weird smoothies and sandwiches that I have yet to try. Today I tried some coconut jam on the waffle for an extra $1...good but too sweet and I got it all over myself. I'd rather have had another waffle.Then we wandered around Little Italy in search of an italian soda...no such luck. Little Italy seems to be getting swallowed by Chinatown. It is much much smaller than a few years ago. I'm not a huge fan, but come one Chinatown, you've got enough space to emit the most foul of stenches.
After Little Italy we headed west over to Clic Gallery (a photo gallery owned by my former client Christiane Celle of Calypso and her husband photographer Antoine Verglas), Opera Gallery (where I was surprised to see some Blek le Rat pieces) and one of my favorites- Walter de Maria's Earth Room which just re-opened for the season. Today I found out that it is the same dirt that has been there since it's creation in 1977. It kind of fascinates me, first that Dia is able to hang on to this prime space in Soho, and also how absolutely calming a room of dirt is. The sound is of no sound, it smells fresh, it sounds so simple and kinda dumb, but I love being in there.
Then we walked around Greenwich Village with a cup of coffee, my absolute favorite area to wander, then took Bleecker over to the east side and over to Stanton for some noodles ($6 at the place across from Arlene's Grocery, whatever its called). Splurged the $2.25 to take the train back home. I'm beat.

6 weeks, unemployed

Six weeks ago I was asked to leave my entire-life-encompassing job at an art gallery. After 4.5 weeks of extreme depression, I decided that this time of not working- the first time in nearly 15 years, was something I will want to remember. (be it good or bad)

After I decided that leaving my house was a good idea, I've been spending a lot of time wandering around New York. I'm trying to save money by walking to and from Manhattan, which somehow gives me a sense of accomplishment...and weird validation.

And now another thing to feel a sense of purpose...